This wasn’t your quintessentially boring corporate holiday party!  On Tuesday, December 15th, HeadQuarters held their annual holiday party with hot ladies, fun costumes, and highly entertaining performances!

Their regular burlesque shows by Café Panache was fantastic, with routines to both festive holiday tunes and secular music, costumes, glitter, and props.  There were three lovely featured ladies who did two sets of different shows, along with a full band and singers.   In between the two sets was feisty Lupe Fuentes, who did an impressive and energetic performance that wowed the crowd, causing dozens of dollar bills to fly in the air.

Along with the open bar and complimentary hors d’oeuvres, special VIP guests – including my two ecstatic male friends and I – received “HeadQuarters Stripper Bucks.”  These fake $2o bills were redeemable for real money by the workers, so we were free to give them to whoever we wanted.  Thus, I got my first lap dance, which is an experience I certainly will never forget.

It was a great holiday celebration, but probably not one for the families.  Gentlemen:  if you are lonely this holiday season, HeadQuarters is the place you’ll find some lovely ladies that will keep you company.  For a price, of course.  Word from my new stripper friend says that they also host a Halloween party, and you know how much we enjoy costume parties.

Yours,
Von

HeadQuarters
552 W. 38th Street